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3 Bourbons later analysis.

K2Cat

New walk-on to the team
Apr 22, 2006
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Here's what matters, 3 Breckenridge Bourbons later.

1. Most importantly, I'm going to live, and my systolic blood pressure is now under 220 mm Hg. Not sure about the rest of you. I'm definitely not getting laid tonight after all the F bombs I threw at the TV, but hopefully my wife has only given 99% up on me.

2. K-State has never experienced anything more over-hyped than our current receiving corp. Except, maybe that highly anticipated keg party at Tuttle with all the strippers in 1991 that turned into Viking night with a bunch of mushrooms and Old Milwaukee Light. Anyway, the loss is squarely on their shoulders--not the strippers, but the WRs.

3. We had a chance for one of those once in a few decades special years, circa Michael Bishop 1998. The difference is it ended early instead of in the B12 Championship Game thanks to the same play being run to the flat 25 times from A&M with no defense adjustment. I hope we get another chance before I die which I intend to ward of off through Bourbon...and bacon.

4. And finally, the D played hard--like a young Ron Jeremy. Hats off to them, despite the problems as LB.

5. Bourbon.
 
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