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A bit of jocularity

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Groundhog Day:

Next year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union address occur on the same day. As CNN recently pointed out, "It is an ironic juxtaposition of events; one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a scruffy beaver-like creature of very little intelligence for timely prognostication, while the other involves a groundhog predicting the weather."

...but wait:

Trump Supporter Q & A:

Q: How many Trump supporters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: It's irrelevant; they still don't know they're in the dark!

Q: Why should Trump supporters be buried 100 feet deep?

A: Because deep down, they're really good people!
 
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