A man dies, and he goes to heaven. At the gate he meets St. Peter. The man looks around and sees a lot of clocks on the wall. He asks, “what are all these clocks for?”
St. Peter responds, “they count how many times each person has lied. See this one?” he points to one of the clocks. “That is Mother Teresa’s clock. It has never moved as she has never told a lie.”
The man looks around, and points to another clock. “Whose clock is this?”
St. Peter says, “that clock belongs to Abraham Lincoln. It has only moved twice, as he has only told two lies.”
The man looks around once more, and finally asks, “Where is Donald Trump’s clock?”
St. Peter replies, “In his office, Jesus uses it as a ceiling fan.”
St. Peter responds, “they count how many times each person has lied. See this one?” he points to one of the clocks. “That is Mother Teresa’s clock. It has never moved as she has never told a lie.”
The man looks around, and points to another clock. “Whose clock is this?”
St. Peter says, “that clock belongs to Abraham Lincoln. It has only moved twice, as he has only told two lies.”
The man looks around once more, and finally asks, “Where is Donald Trump’s clock?”
St. Peter replies, “In his office, Jesus uses it as a ceiling fan.”
