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A bit of jocularity

DTKSU

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A Marine, on two-day leave in Texas, is bored and wants some excitement.

So he walks into a bar and shouts at the top of his voice: “Donald J. Trump is a HORSE’s ASS!”

The Big Guy at the end of the bar turns menacingly and says: “Y’know, them’s fightin’ words ’round these here parts…”

The Marine grins: “Ha! I figured I’d get a rise out of someone, sayin’ that, here in Trump country!”

The Big Guy just shakes his head: “You don’t get it, do you Stranger. This isn’t Trump country, it’s HORSE country.”
 
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