In lieu of all the Jake Butt humor last night, I thought it'd be interesting to pick the best named dudes ever under Bill. I'm sure I'm missing a few, but here's the roster. I picked based strictly on name (not performance). Backups are in parentheses (although I only went with starting OL and TE).
OFFENSE:
Sammuel Lamur - QB (Ell Roberson)
Rock Cartwright - FB (Glenn Gronkowski)
Matt Gangwish - RB (Ayo Saba)
Jarrett Grosdidier - TE
Taco Wallace - WR (Caleb Handy)
Yamon Figurs - WR (Attrail Snipes)
Kendyl Jacox - OL
Oshin Honarchian - OL
Randall Cummins - OL
Gerard Spexarth - OL
Todd Weiner - OL
DEFENSE:
Tank Reese - DL (Vai Lutui)
Mario Fatafehi - DL (Nyle Wiren)
Monty Beisel - DL (Oladipo Fajimolu)
Joseph Kassanavoid - DL (Justin Tuggle)
Andy Klocke - LB (Chris Bamberger)
Kirby Hocutt - LB (Clarence Bumpas)
Emmanuel Lamur - LB (Colborn Couchman)
Jon McGraw - DB (Tyreese Herds)
Louis Lavender - DB (Milton Proctor)
Kip Daily - DB (Jerametrius Butler)
Demetric Denmark - DB (Rat Garrett)
SPECIAL TEAMS:
Jared Brite - P (DJ Fulhage)
Jeff Snodgrass - K (Martin Gramatica)
OFFENSE:
Sammuel Lamur - QB (Ell Roberson)
Rock Cartwright - FB (Glenn Gronkowski)
Matt Gangwish - RB (Ayo Saba)
Jarrett Grosdidier - TE
Taco Wallace - WR (Caleb Handy)
Yamon Figurs - WR (Attrail Snipes)
Kendyl Jacox - OL
Oshin Honarchian - OL
Randall Cummins - OL
Gerard Spexarth - OL
Todd Weiner - OL
DEFENSE:
Tank Reese - DL (Vai Lutui)
Mario Fatafehi - DL (Nyle Wiren)
Monty Beisel - DL (Oladipo Fajimolu)
Joseph Kassanavoid - DL (Justin Tuggle)
Andy Klocke - LB (Chris Bamberger)
Kirby Hocutt - LB (Clarence Bumpas)
Emmanuel Lamur - LB (Colborn Couchman)
Jon McGraw - DB (Tyreese Herds)
Louis Lavender - DB (Milton Proctor)
Kip Daily - DB (Jerametrius Butler)
Demetric Denmark - DB (Rat Garrett)
SPECIAL TEAMS:
Jared Brite - P (DJ Fulhage)
Jeff Snodgrass - K (Martin Gramatica)
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