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Deuce on the Leuce (Loose) Alert

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Big 12 beware. There has been a sighting and infection of a Deuce on the Leuce at K State football games. A Deuce on the Leuce can be harmful to your team. It has been know to GASH opposing teams defenses. Once when on the loose, A Deuce, with it's sudden moves, can cause ankle injuries to individual players. Also, once an opponent is infected, there is no vaccine to stop it. Research labs at future opponents are feverishly working to find an antidote to stop the Deuce on the Leuce. The hope is to have a vaccine available before the Big 12 Championship game.

To know if you are infected, the most common symptom is that K States points keep going up on the scoreboard. Other symptoms include significant tiredness of the defensive unit players.

There are few guidelines available from the CDC (Center for Deuce Control ) on how to stop a Deuce on the Leuce. There guidelines indicate that wearing face masks does not stop a Deuce. The only known current solution for defensive players is to fake a deuce infection in practice and then be quarantined during the game. Also, the CDC anticipates that any developed vaccines will be temporary and last only a year until the opponent has to play K State again.
 
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