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For post #2000 - A Beaker's Lament

StillPurple

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Jul 23, 2001
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In commemoration of my 2000th post, and my hatred of all things KU, I am sharing a post from PhogNet describing the misery of one of their "fans" at yesterday's execution. Relish with gusto!

So I had "gridiron club" seats for the game...

First off, id like to think papa gump for the opportunity. Anyway, got some Gridiron club seats for the beat down. Showed up in the "club" about 30 mins prior to kick and its 35 degrees in the hutch. They have a couple weak ass heaters close to the "bar" that dont do a damn thing. The building is cold as ****. They couldnt pick up a couple space heaters at Lowes? None of the TVs are turned on. The carpet looked like a fraternity mat after 10 house parties. It was that stained. The covers over the tables were stained and heinous. Everyone inside was freezing their nuts off. You could see your breath. By the way clearly some of our fans sold their tickets to taters - judging by the amount of camo and carhardt onesies in the "building". Cant say that I blame them, but that was fun. Grabbed a coors light (no RD) and i thought i would get frost bite brah. You couldnt see the field. The windows were covered in ice, they eventually started scraping them midway through the first quarter so the patrons could see the field. Thanks. The TVs came on about the same time. First we were watching the USC UCLA game until they finally put our game on....again midway through the first quarter. I got kinda pissed because I couldnt see a got damn thing and decided to go outside. Wait...none of the recliners out front were dried off. Just covered in water and ice. Unless you are a mastadon, why would you sit down there. I mean got damn.

My favorite part was whenever gay state would score another easy ass TD they would kick and extra point and it would loudly doink off the roof of the "Gridiron club" as the ku fans tried to suck down beers to numb the pain.

Fire Gump.


EMAW and beat West Virginia!!
 
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