So my wife gets migraines sometimes, so she wears one of those black blinder things over her eyes to keep the light out. She also has very pale skin. And her head was turned away from me and the light was hitting her just so, and in my mostly asleep stupor I thought her head was that of our black and white Australian shepard. So I started petting her. I even called her by the dog's name. I'm not 100% sure, but I wouldn't be surprised if this was a no sex penalty.
