I understand that you could just tell them to eff off, but do any of you have any methods that won't hurt their delicate feelings? My office is in the back corner of the building and I'm all by myself. I keep the door closed and rarely turn my chair to interact with them but they still come back here and bother me. I just don't want an office full of gossipy weirdos turning against me (I work in municipal government and elected officials have spies everywhere).