A guy dies and goes to heaven. Upon entering St Peter tells him God has a way of tracking one's lies, and that's how God judges one's soul. The method God uses is each human on Earth is represented by a clock in God's office. For each lie, the clock advances by one minute.
So the guy is curious, and asks “One minute for one lie? What's my clock saying? “
St Peter tells him, “4.30. The handles moved a bit but you are OK.”
The guy continues, “Mother Theresa's clock ?“
St Peter says, “23 minutes, the handles barely moved forward.“
The guy's curiosity grows, he asks : ”What of Donald Trump?“
St Peter laughs, “Oh yeah. That one clock God uses as a fan on his desk.“
So the guy is curious, and asks “One minute for one lie? What's my clock saying? “
St Peter tells him, “4.30. The handles moved a bit but you are OK.”
The guy continues, “Mother Theresa's clock ?“
St Peter says, “23 minutes, the handles barely moved forward.“
The guy's curiosity grows, he asks : ”What of Donald Trump?“
St Peter laughs, “Oh yeah. That one clock God uses as a fan on his desk.“
