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Madden vs my 11 yr old (a short story)

ksugop80

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“I tackled him.”

“You know it’s fake”

“That’s not real”

“I was literally hugging him”

“That would never happen”

“What? How did he drop that”

“Cmon, I had perfect coverage”

“Just be quiet”

“Ssshhh”

“No don’t score, please don’t, I quit”

“I pressed the pass button”

“I shouldn’t have bought this game”

“That’s not even the button I pressed”

“Shut up announcer, no one likes you”

“It’s not funny”

“You were a mistake” (at his younger brother taunting him)

“Use your truck, boys”

“Just decline it, I’m not gonna win anyway”

“Nobody goes for it on 4th and 31”

“Why!?”



“Can we play again?”
 
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