University of Missouri and the University of Kansas (uk) are petitioning the NCAA to allow the schools to hold a “Toilet Bowl” in Kansas City at Arrowhead stadium over New Year’s weekend.
Both schools have the worst football programs in their respective conferences.
The game would be good for the fans of both schools .... the money raised would go to good causes. Plans are to split proceeds from the game 50/50.
Missouri intends to use their proceeds to raise Meth Lab Awareness.
For graduating students to become more knowledgeable of the smell and activity associated with meth labs in neighborhoods (though some graduates have been known to start meth labs).
Kansas intends to use their proceeds to fund the independent study of social behavior among ku alumni.
Ku Alumni often suffer from Narcissistic Personality Disorder or other personality disorders associated with being egotistical, conceited, and/or vain. It’s an epidemic among ku grads. Mental health professionals in social behavior have been unable to determine what triggers these personalities traits among ku alumni. Proceeds from the game would fund more research.
The behavior is unprecedented. Alumni from top educational institutions far superior to ku such as Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Northwestern, and Duke, do not have the abnormal personality traits that are present among ku alumni. It's a mystery.
GO STATE !
Both schools have the worst football programs in their respective conferences.
The game would be good for the fans of both schools .... the money raised would go to good causes. Plans are to split proceeds from the game 50/50.
Missouri intends to use their proceeds to raise Meth Lab Awareness.
For graduating students to become more knowledgeable of the smell and activity associated with meth labs in neighborhoods (though some graduates have been known to start meth labs).
Kansas intends to use their proceeds to fund the independent study of social behavior among ku alumni.
Ku Alumni often suffer from Narcissistic Personality Disorder or other personality disorders associated with being egotistical, conceited, and/or vain. It’s an epidemic among ku grads. Mental health professionals in social behavior have been unable to determine what triggers these personalities traits among ku alumni. Proceeds from the game would fund more research.
The behavior is unprecedented. Alumni from top educational institutions far superior to ku such as Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Northwestern, and Duke, do not have the abnormal personality traits that are present among ku alumni. It's a mystery.
GO STATE !
