President Trump walks into a bar.
He finds a stool and sits down. He asks the bartender for a diet Coke.
As he waits for his Coke, he looks at the TV. The news headline flashes a headline, reading, “Sources state that Donald Trump is reported to have a very low IQ.”
Trump, feeling that the news headline was wrong, stands up and shouts “FAKE NEWS” at the TV and shakes his huge hands at the TV.
The bartender looks at the president and asks him why he was mad.
Trump says, “This TV is spewing fake news! It was probably made in China. This is a total catastrophe! This TV says that I have a low IQ when I actually have a TREMENDOUS IQ!”
”How so?” questions the bartender.
Trump shakes his hands. “I took two IQ tests, and when I averaged the tests, it told me that I had an IQ of 150!”
The bartender frowns. He thinks for a moment and says, “Mr. President, don’t you have to divide by 2 to find the average
He finds a stool and sits down. He asks the bartender for a diet Coke.
As he waits for his Coke, he looks at the TV. The news headline flashes a headline, reading, “Sources state that Donald Trump is reported to have a very low IQ.”
Trump, feeling that the news headline was wrong, stands up and shouts “FAKE NEWS” at the TV and shakes his huge hands at the TV.
The bartender looks at the president and asks him why he was mad.
Trump says, “This TV is spewing fake news! It was probably made in China. This is a total catastrophe! This TV says that I have a low IQ when I actually have a TREMENDOUS IQ!”
”How so?” questions the bartender.
Trump shakes his hands. “I took two IQ tests, and when I averaged the tests, it told me that I had an IQ of 150!”
The bartender frowns. He thinks for a moment and says, “Mr. President, don’t you have to divide by 2 to find the average