A female executive had risen very fast in her company finally reaching the top. She suddenly died of a heart attack and found herself in an elevator with this finely dressed person. He asked if she wanted to go to heaven or hell since she had been good enough or bad enough for both, She said, heaven. He said, why don't I take you to both and let you decide so he took her down first. They got out of the elevator and everywhere they looked she saw people having a good time doing whatever they wanted when a finely dressed man came up and said "welcome to hell". Then they got back on the elevator and went up to heaven. She got out and they walked around seeing everyone floating around on clouds leisurely playing harps or whatever and that all looked good. They got back on the elevator and she was asked which she wanted. She said heaven looked really good but the glamour and fun of hell looked even better. So they went down and she got out only to met by this scraggly person and everyone else looked raggedy and unhappy, What happened, it looked so nice before she asked. Oh, that was when we were recruiting you.
OT: True story about recruiting (sort of)
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