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OT: Try to top my trashy day

Don't Fumble

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Apr 4, 2006
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First of all, I spent last night at a home in Topeka, where I got drunk with friends on premixed margaritas, MGD’s, Naturdays, and Evan Williams around a fire pit.

Today, on the way home, I stopped at the gas station in Maple Hill and bought a 12 ounce Red Bull along with two different types of lottery tickets.

Closer to home, I stopped at a liquor store (that used to be a Blockbuster Video) and bought a six pack of Natty Light tall boys and a 1.75 of Evan Williams.

Can anybody top that for trashiness today? Can anyone top that ever?
 
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