Obviously quite entertaining. Here's my favorite so far. I cut and pasted it. All I added were the quotes.
"Sumlin's teams have the same discipline as a Briles coached team. Sumlin has a benefit for players in that sheep and goats don't have title IX systems or police reports."
"Sumlin's teams have the same discipline as a Briles coached team. Sumlin has a benefit for players in that sheep and goats don't have title IX systems or police reports."