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The story was obviously leaked by...

Doug142

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...the Russians!

Putin is in league with General Myers to make K-State football great again so he tampered with the process.

This is what will eventually be found to have caused the hand picked heir to the throne to be passed over for a brash old guy with strange hair.

Sean has just signed a book deal to tell us what happened. Meanwhile, new head coach Jim Leavitt creates a media firestorm in his introductory press conference by announcing that, "It's going to be HUGE! We're going to win... a lot. We're going to win so much you're going to get tired of winning. We're going to recruit Texas, Florida and Georgia, but it all starts at home. We're going to win in Kansas and Kansas City. We're going to build a wall around the state!" No word yet on whether ku will pay for it.

Sorry for the lame attempt at humor but I figured we need something to lighten the mood around here.
 
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