"KSU at KU 2011 Game Thread (renamed - worst $100 I ever spent)"
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22 October 2011
----- 9:59am {The thread begins.} -----
I'm sitting in the same place I was when Cornish sealed the deal against the Corn.
Bring on the Cats?!?!?!
There will be a lot of purple in the bowl. Already countried up and hollerin'.
I'm really excited for today's game. Hopefully we can get this thing turned around today, and put a major crimp in the season of Old Balls and the EcoCat faithful.
----- 11:03am -----
{Note, TV kickoff was scheduled for 11:00am.}
{ATTENDANCE: 47,157 (in Lawrence)}
If Eastern Kentucky can keep it close against these guys, there is no reason for this game not to be at least half way entertaining. KSU hasn't really destroyed anyone this season, they've had a lot of close games outside of their scorching of Kent State.
[Nubbie puke's response]
Damn right! KSU has been EXTREMELY lucky in their wins. They are NOT that good-period. KU can win this game!!!!
Present and for some reason I still Believe!
Lets do this!
----- 11:07am -----
I know, I hate how they do this. 11 means kick off at 11 dammit!
[response]
They're just waiting for the students to arrive.
----- 11:11am -----
{1st and 10 at KU 19 - Darrian Miller rush for 9 yards to the 28.}
Great first play! HORRIBLE SPOT!
[response]
The official marked it right where he tackled us at.
{3rd and 2 at KU 27 - Jordan Webb pass complete to Kale Pick for 13 yards to the 40 for a 1ST down.}
Woo first down! been a while since we've had one of those!
{2nd and 9 at KU 41 - Jordan Webb pass complete to Kale Pick for 10 yards to the KSU 49 for a 1ST down.}
Nice toss
Miller; Miller; Pick; Miller; Pick. Like the play calling so far
----- 11:15am -----
{3rd and 6 at KSU 45 - Jordan Webb sacked by Meshak Williams for a loss of 4 yards to the KSU 49.}
And the second one got blown up for a loss. Its a good play, but you can't do it all the time.
damnit
----- 11:17am -----
{4th and 10 at KSU 49 - Ron Doherty punt for 44 yards, returned by David Garrett for 7 yards to the KSU 12.}
great coverage. now lets go get a stop
3 and out sweet
Wow. Thats encouraging
Good job Hawks lets Rock now!
Hope the D can play like that all game
Can we Snyder a Snyder coached team. Run Run Run . Keep KSU offense pinned deep and off the field. Good 1st series for the D. Keep it up.
We need to get on the board first.
----- 11:21am -----
{1st and 10 at KU 47 - Jordan Webb sacked by Meshak Williams for a loss of 10 yards to the KU 37.}
what the ****
Gotta get rid of the ball dude
Crap 2 sacks already
{2nd and 20 at KU 37 - Jordan Webb pass complete to Tony Pierson for 4 yards to the KU 41.}
dont get that playcall
{3rd and 16 at KU 41 - KANSAS penalty 5 yard False Start.}
WTF?
This is a disaster of a possession.
Our offense is an abortion so far.
Get rid of the GD ball Webb!
I'm starting to think our offensive playbook can fit on an index card.
----- 11:24am -----
Well so much for out-Snydering Snyder
Someone didn't tell our coaching staff this is how KSU wins. They wait for the other guy to self-destruct.
----- 11:27am -----
{1st and 10 at KSU 27 - Collin Klein pass complete to Tyler Lockett for 24 yards to the KU 49 for a 1ST down.}
{1st and 10 at KU 49 - Collin Klein pass complete to Chris Harper for 10 yards to the 39 for a 1ST down.}
{2nd and 11 at KU 40 - Collin Klein pass complete to Chris Harper for 12 yards to the 28 for a 1ST down.}
{1st and 10 at KU 28 - Collin Klein pass complete to Chris Harper for 21 yards to the 7 for a 1ST down.}
Uh oh, they may have figured out that they can pass on us
Three guys bit on the play action. Not even close.
ugh, Klein is gonna throw for 300 yards.
I just can't stand the CB's playing 10 yards off, then immediately backpedaling. Every. Time.
god dammit. i knew the entire time they were going to number 3. because we were playing 15 god damn yards off him!
Good Lord, if our secondary plays this soft there won't be an incompletion all day.
We may have the worst secondary in the country.
We have no pass rush.
----- 11:30am -----
game over if KSU scores noway we come back
{2nd and Goal at KU 7 - Collin Klein rush for 7 yards for a TOUCHDOWN. 7-0}
Game over. Well, at least we are supporting breast cancer awareness!
KSU should just pass every down, it's just that easy
[response]
Running against us is just as easy most of the time.
well fcku
----- 11:32am -----
is it noon yet? Or can i just start drinking anyway?
Do we stay within 40 this year? probably not
C'mon KU. Get serious about football and end this TG nightmare.
Snyder gives a lesson in game management.
----- 11:35am -----
{KU has long kickoff return called back on penalty.}
flag. i hate ku football. it's almost masochistic to watch
Of course a f***ing flag. Weak azz call.
JFC he was already past the guy when he blocked him in the back
[response]
Just part of the brilliance that is KU football.
What a stupid block in the back. So unnecessary.
What a kick in the nuts-he didn't even have to touch the guy
Get Old Balls off the ******* field. Throw a flag on that douche.
Call a flag on Snyder. Get off the field
shut the **** up old balz
----- 11:37am -----
{1st and 10 at KU 10 - Darrian Miller rush for a loss of 4 yards to the 6.}
{2nd and 14 at KU 6 - Darrian Miller rush for a loss of 1 yard to the 5.}
Why are we still running the wildcat?
Note to Chuck Long. The Wildcat doesn't work if you never pass out of it.
QUIT RUNNING THE FUKING WILDCAT. IT DOES NOT WORK!
here comes a punt and then at least a fg by ksu. they will just sit back and let us dig our own 20 point hole
Run run run run run. F you Chuck Long.
[response]
Quit running. Quit passing.
Can we just throw it out of the back of the end zone for a safety already?
----- 11:40am -----
Gill looks like he does not give an isht.
How does the crowd look? Im overseas hanging onto internet access by a thread.. reliant on this thread and intermittent gamecast. Just saw the KSU TD on AFN and it looked like a freaking KSU homegame on the crowd shot. Some one tell me its at least 60/40?
Don't understand why KU couldn't run when had ball at the 50. Damn we are doing some stupid stuff. KSU already with the Lead and Field posistion. Something really good needs to happen for KU now or its going to be a long day.
Our offense went straight from being respectable to being a ******* tire fire
We are a bad football team.
What an offensive series!
Bad.
Our play calling and coaching is pathetic.
----- 11:42am -----
{4th and 15 at KU 5 - Ron Doherty punt for 37 yards, returned by Tyler Lockett for 7 yards to the KU 35.}
Wow our punter is terrible
Another horrible punt. Short and no hang time. Just awful.
When the offense has finally caught up with the futility of the defense it's clear that it's time for a complete overhaul of the program.
At least our punter is good. Oh, wait. No.
i've never been the kind to sh!t on these coaches, but this kind of game for 4 quarters could seriously get the entire staff fired.
[response]
Same here. I want to give the staff enough time....but if this continues it's unacceptable.
[response]
It reminds me of the last seven games of Mangino's tenure at KU.
Well boys, looks like we all ought to Prepare our Anus as they say on the intertrons.
[response]
I'd hit it
If we get killed in this game, Gill needs to go after the game. If he doesn't get fired, our AD from Manhattan needs to go as well. This is awful.
Our play calling and coaching is pathetic.
It's beyond bad.
I don't know how but we somehow need a turnover or hold them to a field goal attempt.
The last 10 minutes sums up KU's entire football program in a nutshell.
I'm really glad I didn't go to this game.
Why is it that we continue to have guys who do not get in position to block. The last series two of our guys, numbers 11 and 86 on successive plays failed to get a block. The grape ran right by them as they made no more effort to block than I did here in Dallas?
[response]
Because our coaches aren't very good at their jobs.
refs have sucked, but can we talk about how brutal webb has been last few games. we need a new qb if we want to compete in this conference
Its not much solace right now, but this is likely just another nail in Gill's coffin. Never thought the Terry Allen days would return to Kansas.
Holy shiz we are effing horrible. It's one thing to not be very good, but with this team it's like anything that isn't a negative yardage play on offense is good and anytime we make the opponent take 2+ minutes to score we did a good job. Disgraceful.
[Nubbie puke]
I don't know why everyone is throwing in the towel, because if you take away a pair of iffy flags, this is a whole different game.
----- 11:47am -----
{2nd and 8 at KU 33 - Collin Klein pass complete to Tyler Lockett for 11 yards to the22 for a 1ST down.}
{1st and 10 at KU 22 - Collin Klein pass complete to Tyler Lockett for 8 yards to the 14.}
Can anyone explain why our DBs are giving an 8 yard cushion and letting Klein play pitch and catch on short curls and outs? Why not make them throw deep instead of giving up 10 yard dinks?
Looking at that crowd it appears there's more Hawks on here than in there.
{2nd and 2 at KU 14 - Collin Klein rush for 8 yards to the 6 for a 1ST down.}
Our defense is clueless
Pathetic.
I'm trying very hard not to develop an outright hatred for this coaching staff.
[response]
how's that going for you....
[response]
Why try?
<<<<< End of 1st Quarter >>>>>
----- 11:50am -----
<<<CONTINUED IN LATER THREAD, FITZ LIMITS THE AMOUNT OF FREE SPEECH>>>
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22 October 2011
----- 9:59am {The thread begins.} -----
I'm sitting in the same place I was when Cornish sealed the deal against the Corn.
Bring on the Cats?!?!?!
There will be a lot of purple in the bowl. Already countried up and hollerin'.
I'm really excited for today's game. Hopefully we can get this thing turned around today, and put a major crimp in the season of Old Balls and the EcoCat faithful.
----- 11:03am -----
{Note, TV kickoff was scheduled for 11:00am.}
{ATTENDANCE: 47,157 (in Lawrence)}
If Eastern Kentucky can keep it close against these guys, there is no reason for this game not to be at least half way entertaining. KSU hasn't really destroyed anyone this season, they've had a lot of close games outside of their scorching of Kent State.
[Nubbie puke's response]
Damn right! KSU has been EXTREMELY lucky in their wins. They are NOT that good-period. KU can win this game!!!!
Present and for some reason I still Believe!
Lets do this!
----- 11:07am -----
I know, I hate how they do this. 11 means kick off at 11 dammit!
[response]
They're just waiting for the students to arrive.
----- 11:11am -----
{1st and 10 at KU 19 - Darrian Miller rush for 9 yards to the 28.}
Great first play! HORRIBLE SPOT!
[response]
The official marked it right where he tackled us at.
{3rd and 2 at KU 27 - Jordan Webb pass complete to Kale Pick for 13 yards to the 40 for a 1ST down.}
Woo first down! been a while since we've had one of those!
{2nd and 9 at KU 41 - Jordan Webb pass complete to Kale Pick for 10 yards to the KSU 49 for a 1ST down.}
Nice toss
Miller; Miller; Pick; Miller; Pick. Like the play calling so far
----- 11:15am -----
{3rd and 6 at KSU 45 - Jordan Webb sacked by Meshak Williams for a loss of 4 yards to the KSU 49.}
And the second one got blown up for a loss. Its a good play, but you can't do it all the time.
damnit
----- 11:17am -----
{4th and 10 at KSU 49 - Ron Doherty punt for 44 yards, returned by David Garrett for 7 yards to the KSU 12.}
great coverage. now lets go get a stop
3 and out sweet
Wow. Thats encouraging
Good job Hawks lets Rock now!
Hope the D can play like that all game
Can we Snyder a Snyder coached team. Run Run Run . Keep KSU offense pinned deep and off the field. Good 1st series for the D. Keep it up.
We need to get on the board first.
----- 11:21am -----
{1st and 10 at KU 47 - Jordan Webb sacked by Meshak Williams for a loss of 10 yards to the KU 37.}
what the ****
Gotta get rid of the ball dude
Crap 2 sacks already
{2nd and 20 at KU 37 - Jordan Webb pass complete to Tony Pierson for 4 yards to the KU 41.}
dont get that playcall
{3rd and 16 at KU 41 - KANSAS penalty 5 yard False Start.}
WTF?
This is a disaster of a possession.
Our offense is an abortion so far.
Get rid of the GD ball Webb!
I'm starting to think our offensive playbook can fit on an index card.
----- 11:24am -----
Well so much for out-Snydering Snyder
Someone didn't tell our coaching staff this is how KSU wins. They wait for the other guy to self-destruct.
----- 11:27am -----
{1st and 10 at KSU 27 - Collin Klein pass complete to Tyler Lockett for 24 yards to the KU 49 for a 1ST down.}
{1st and 10 at KU 49 - Collin Klein pass complete to Chris Harper for 10 yards to the 39 for a 1ST down.}
{2nd and 11 at KU 40 - Collin Klein pass complete to Chris Harper for 12 yards to the 28 for a 1ST down.}
{1st and 10 at KU 28 - Collin Klein pass complete to Chris Harper for 21 yards to the 7 for a 1ST down.}
Uh oh, they may have figured out that they can pass on us
Three guys bit on the play action. Not even close.
ugh, Klein is gonna throw for 300 yards.
I just can't stand the CB's playing 10 yards off, then immediately backpedaling. Every. Time.
god dammit. i knew the entire time they were going to number 3. because we were playing 15 god damn yards off him!
Good Lord, if our secondary plays this soft there won't be an incompletion all day.
We may have the worst secondary in the country.
We have no pass rush.
----- 11:30am -----
game over if KSU scores noway we come back
{2nd and Goal at KU 7 - Collin Klein rush for 7 yards for a TOUCHDOWN. 7-0}
Game over. Well, at least we are supporting breast cancer awareness!
KSU should just pass every down, it's just that easy
[response]
Running against us is just as easy most of the time.
well fcku
----- 11:32am -----
is it noon yet? Or can i just start drinking anyway?
Do we stay within 40 this year? probably not
C'mon KU. Get serious about football and end this TG nightmare.
Snyder gives a lesson in game management.
----- 11:35am -----
{KU has long kickoff return called back on penalty.}
flag. i hate ku football. it's almost masochistic to watch
Of course a f***ing flag. Weak azz call.
JFC he was already past the guy when he blocked him in the back
[response]
Just part of the brilliance that is KU football.
What a stupid block in the back. So unnecessary.
What a kick in the nuts-he didn't even have to touch the guy
Get Old Balls off the ******* field. Throw a flag on that douche.
Call a flag on Snyder. Get off the field
shut the **** up old balz
----- 11:37am -----
{1st and 10 at KU 10 - Darrian Miller rush for a loss of 4 yards to the 6.}
{2nd and 14 at KU 6 - Darrian Miller rush for a loss of 1 yard to the 5.}
Why are we still running the wildcat?
Note to Chuck Long. The Wildcat doesn't work if you never pass out of it.
QUIT RUNNING THE FUKING WILDCAT. IT DOES NOT WORK!
here comes a punt and then at least a fg by ksu. they will just sit back and let us dig our own 20 point hole
Run run run run run. F you Chuck Long.
[response]
Quit running. Quit passing.
Can we just throw it out of the back of the end zone for a safety already?
----- 11:40am -----
Gill looks like he does not give an isht.
How does the crowd look? Im overseas hanging onto internet access by a thread.. reliant on this thread and intermittent gamecast. Just saw the KSU TD on AFN and it looked like a freaking KSU homegame on the crowd shot. Some one tell me its at least 60/40?
Don't understand why KU couldn't run when had ball at the 50. Damn we are doing some stupid stuff. KSU already with the Lead and Field posistion. Something really good needs to happen for KU now or its going to be a long day.
Our offense went straight from being respectable to being a ******* tire fire
We are a bad football team.
What an offensive series!
Bad.
Our play calling and coaching is pathetic.
----- 11:42am -----
{4th and 15 at KU 5 - Ron Doherty punt for 37 yards, returned by Tyler Lockett for 7 yards to the KU 35.}
Wow our punter is terrible
Another horrible punt. Short and no hang time. Just awful.
When the offense has finally caught up with the futility of the defense it's clear that it's time for a complete overhaul of the program.
At least our punter is good. Oh, wait. No.
i've never been the kind to sh!t on these coaches, but this kind of game for 4 quarters could seriously get the entire staff fired.
[response]
Same here. I want to give the staff enough time....but if this continues it's unacceptable.
[response]
It reminds me of the last seven games of Mangino's tenure at KU.
Well boys, looks like we all ought to Prepare our Anus as they say on the intertrons.
[response]
I'd hit it
If we get killed in this game, Gill needs to go after the game. If he doesn't get fired, our AD from Manhattan needs to go as well. This is awful.
Our play calling and coaching is pathetic.
It's beyond bad.
I don't know how but we somehow need a turnover or hold them to a field goal attempt.
The last 10 minutes sums up KU's entire football program in a nutshell.
I'm really glad I didn't go to this game.
Why is it that we continue to have guys who do not get in position to block. The last series two of our guys, numbers 11 and 86 on successive plays failed to get a block. The grape ran right by them as they made no more effort to block than I did here in Dallas?
[response]
Because our coaches aren't very good at their jobs.
refs have sucked, but can we talk about how brutal webb has been last few games. we need a new qb if we want to compete in this conference
Its not much solace right now, but this is likely just another nail in Gill's coffin. Never thought the Terry Allen days would return to Kansas.
Holy shiz we are effing horrible. It's one thing to not be very good, but with this team it's like anything that isn't a negative yardage play on offense is good and anytime we make the opponent take 2+ minutes to score we did a good job. Disgraceful.
[Nubbie puke]
I don't know why everyone is throwing in the towel, because if you take away a pair of iffy flags, this is a whole different game.
----- 11:47am -----
{2nd and 8 at KU 33 - Collin Klein pass complete to Tyler Lockett for 11 yards to the22 for a 1ST down.}
{1st and 10 at KU 22 - Collin Klein pass complete to Tyler Lockett for 8 yards to the 14.}
Can anyone explain why our DBs are giving an 8 yard cushion and letting Klein play pitch and catch on short curls and outs? Why not make them throw deep instead of giving up 10 yard dinks?
Looking at that crowd it appears there's more Hawks on here than in there.
{2nd and 2 at KU 14 - Collin Klein rush for 8 yards to the 6 for a 1ST down.}
Our defense is clueless
Pathetic.
I'm trying very hard not to develop an outright hatred for this coaching staff.
[response]
how's that going for you....
[response]
Why try?
<<<<< End of 1st Quarter >>>>>
----- 11:50am -----
<<<CONTINUED IN LATER THREAD, FITZ LIMITS THE AMOUNT OF FREE SPEECH>>>
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