I AM A JAYHAWK

[Catzmo]

I AM A JAYHAWK





I am the U of Kansas


Cheers for the crimson and blue!


I wear my colors every day


I'm just a little better than you.





Though I never went to school there


I have been on campus thrice


To see Self and my beloved Jayhawks


Stomp Washburn, Towson and Rice





I am KU's biggest fan


Oh not so much in football


The Patriots are for me


And not so much in baseball


As the Yankees are my team





But in round ball I'm the man


'Round the water cooler I spew


Thumbing my nose at Kansas State,


And those losers from Mizzou





Why am I so avid you ask?


What makes my KU heart tick?


Just asking me proves what I already know


That you're an uneducated prick





Wait - what's this?!


The little Shockers stomped our shit?!


Why do the refs always make us lose?


Dammit! I own all
this Wal-Mart stuff that says, "KU"!!





Well I got here randomly,


So I guess I can jump again


Michigan State is looking good this year..


Never mind - I'll be a Duke fan





I AM A BLUE DEVIL (or maybe a Wisconsin Badger - ask me
again in two weeks)

 

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