Donald Trump sits next to a little girl on Air Force One (a daughter of one of his staff). He turns to her and says, 'Let's talk- I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger'.
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and asks Trump, 'What would you like to talk about?'.
'Oh, I don't know,' says Trump, 'How about what changes I should make to “Make America Great Again”?' and smiles.
‘OK’, she says, ‘That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first’.
‘A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?’.
Trump, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea'.
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don't know shit?'
(I'm aware deer don't eat mature grass)
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and asks Trump, 'What would you like to talk about?'.
'Oh, I don't know,' says Trump, 'How about what changes I should make to “Make America Great Again”?' and smiles.
‘OK’, she says, ‘That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first’.
‘A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?’.
Trump, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea'.
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don't know shit?'
(I'm aware deer don't eat mature grass)
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