The President finally realized that his erratic behavior was being caused by an endless stream of migraine headaches.
He went to his doctor for a physical, resulting in the diagnosis, that the only solution, was to have his testicles surgically removed. Although this was extreme to say the least, and after some soul searching, he could no longer stand the pain.
Upon returning to the White House after the surgery, he spent the next several weeks recovering in his Presidential bath robes.
The headaches went away and he felt better then he had felt in years. He thought, this new wonderful feeling needed to be celebrated with a new custom made suit and all the accessories, so he asked his staff to find the finest tailor in America.
The next day the tailor arrived, and measured The President for his new clothes. The tailor asked what size briefs do you wear,
The President responded, size 28, the same size I have worn since I was sixteen.
The tailor was stunned, but you have gained over a hundred pounds since then, and size 28 briefs will squeeze your testicles so hard, and give you the worst headaches imaginable.
The President was speechless.
He went to his doctor for a physical, resulting in the diagnosis, that the only solution, was to have his testicles surgically removed. Although this was extreme to say the least, and after some soul searching, he could no longer stand the pain.
Upon returning to the White House after the surgery, he spent the next several weeks recovering in his Presidential bath robes.
The headaches went away and he felt better then he had felt in years. He thought, this new wonderful feeling needed to be celebrated with a new custom made suit and all the accessories, so he asked his staff to find the finest tailor in America.
The next day the tailor arrived, and measured The President for his new clothes. The tailor asked what size briefs do you wear,
The President responded, size 28, the same size I have worn since I was sixteen.
The tailor was stunned, but you have gained over a hundred pounds since then, and size 28 briefs will squeeze your testicles so hard, and give you the worst headaches imaginable.
The President was speechless.
