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Random football story from the 80's

sunking64

New walk-on to the team
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I was living in Marlatt Hall in 1987. One night we planned to go to the Ville. We decided to meet in my room before we headed out. One my new team mates showed up and smelled foul like wet socks, and swamp ass. For the record, I barely knew this guy I had only been on campus a few weeks. I went up to him and mentioned that he had a funk about him. Without hesitation he tells me that the water in the washers was bad and that is why his clothes had an odor. I said why don't use a different machine or use more laundry soap or cologne to cover up the issue. I had a new box of laundry soap. I offered to let him use it and them come meet us out later. This is where things got interesting. He snaps at me. Russ you're a moron you don't have to put laundry soap in those machines. When you turn them on the soap goes in. It's the water!
I said to him - Are you saying the laundry soap automatically goes in the washer when you turn it on?
He replies - Yes!! I even checked with my mom to make sure I was right.
Me - You have to put laundry soap in the washer it's not automatic.
 
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