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read the new email from Clownsuit Currie...

Leland

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May 29, 2001
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Golly it seems like he's sending these emails twice a week...guess he wants people repeatedly reading (and preferably reciting while goose-stepping in Sportmanship t-shirts, I'd imagine) his North Korean-style propaganda tag-lines Model Intercollegiate Athletics Program and The Best Fan Experience in the Big 12 to divert their attention from the indisputable fact that he is 100% responsible for destroying our men's basketball program. But I'm open-minded, so I'm going to consider the possibility that my perspective is misplaced. Perhaps I just don't see what's really important. What's important is not the men's basketball program, its the exciting initiatives Jon has conceived and shared with me today.

Yes! Yes! Clear bags! Finally something to address the nagging safety concerns I've had while attending KSU events and other college sports events! Oh man, what a relief. I'm just sitting here thinking through all of the times I've attended a KSU game and felt unsafe...or attended a KSU road game at a different institution and felt unsafe...or attended a non-Big 12 college game and felt unsafe.

I mean, seriously, I'm counting those times...tallying them up! Let me think here...thinking...thinking...well, gee willikers, I have thought it through and there has NEVER been a time I've felt remotely unsafe at ANY of these events. Not even road trips at CU, MU or Texas Tech, which is saying a lot, considering that everyone at Mizzou is a meth head (even the professors).

Leland
 
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